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Monday, November 3, 2008

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert to Join Forces for Live Election Night Special


Comedy Central is trying to keep it hushed, so thank God you came to Indecision 2008 today.

The low budget, art-house special will reunite the giants of fake news at The Daily Show studio and will be broadcast to a limited audience including anyone who has cable or is standing in view of MTV's 44 1/2 foot JumboTron in the heart of Times Square at 10p EST on Election Night...Read More & See Video


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Sunday, November 2, 2008

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Is Obama aunt from Kenya living in US illegally ?


Obama aunt from Kenya living in US illegally - Was instructed to leave the United States by a U.S. immigration judge

WASHINGTON - Barack Obama's aunt, a Kenyan woman who has been quietly living in public housing in Boston, is in the United States illegally after an immigration judge rejected her request for asylum four years ago, The Associated Press has learned.
Zeituni Onyango, 56, referred to as "Aunti Zeituni" in Obama's memoir, was instructed to leave the United States by a U.S. immigration judge who denied her asylum request, a person familiar with the matter told the AP late Friday. This person spoke on condition of anonymity because no one was authorized to discuss Onyango's case. It was not immediately clear how Onyango might have qualified for public housing with a standing deportation order. More...
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Saddam Hussein’s body was stabbed in the back


Baghdad - The body of Saddam Hussein was stabbed six times after he was executed, according to the head guard at the former president’s tomb north of Baghdad, who was one of the people that helped bury the corpse. The claim is categorically denied by the head of Saddam’s tribe. The Iraqi Government similarly denies any mutilation took place after the dictator was hanged on December 30, 2006, for crimes against humanity. More...
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Saturday, November 1, 2008

What is in a billion?


The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.

-A billion seconds ago it was 1959.


-A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.


-A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.

-A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth.


- A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.

-While this thought is still fresh in our brain...let's take a look at New Orleans ... It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division. Louisiana Senator,Mary Landrieu (D) is presently asking Congress for 250 BILLION DOLLARSto rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number...what does it mean?


-Well... if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman, and child) you each get $516,528.


-Or... if you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.


-Or... if you are a family of four...your family gets $2,066,012.

Washington , D. C <>Are all your calculators broken??


Accounts Receivable Tax


Building Permit Tax


CDL License Tax


Cigarette Tax


Corporate Income Tax


Dog License Tax


Federal Income Tax


Federal Unemployment Tax


Fishing License Tax


Food License Tax


Fuel Permit Tax


Gasoline Tax


Hunting License Tax


Inheritance Tax


Inventory Tax


IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)


IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)


Liquor Tax


Luxury Tax


Marriage License Tax


Medicare Tax Property Tax


Real Estate Tax


Service charge taxes


Social Security Tax


Road Usage Tax (Truckers)


Sales Taxes


Recreational Vehicle Tax


School Tax


State Income Tax


State Unemployment Tax


Telephone Federal Excise Tax


Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax


Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax


Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax


Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax


Telephone State and Local Tax


Telephone Usage Charge Tax


Utility Tax


Vehicle License Registration Tax


Vehicle Sales Tax


Watercraft Registration Tax


Well Permit Tax


Workers Compensation Tax

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt... We had the largest middle class in the world... and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What happened? Can you spell 'politicians!'

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Payback Time: Journalists From Three Newspapers Booted From Obama's Plane




Journalists from three major newspapers that endorsed John McCain have reportedly been booted from Barack Obama's campaign plane for the final leg of the presidential race.
The Washington Times reported Friday that it was notified of the Obama campaign's decision Thursday evening -- even though the paper has covered Obama from the start. Executive Editor John Solomon told FOXNews.com that the Obama campaign said it didn't have enough seats on the plane, but "I don't think the explanation makes sense to us." "We've been traveling since 2007 with him. ... We're a relevant newspaper -- every day we break news," Solomon said. "And to suddenly be kicked off the plane for people who haven't covered it as aggressively or thoroughly as we are ... it sort of feels unfair." More...

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Man commits suicide - Leaves note: Obama take care of my family


EL PASO - A man who jumped 60 feet to his death from the Spaghetti Bowl on Thursday left a note with a message for Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama.
A note to "Obama" was found in the man's car, which was parked on the top ramp of the Spaghetti Bowl. Officials offered no further explanation nor interpreted the note's meaning. About 7:45 a.m., police responded to a report that the 52-year-old El Paso man had jumped off the uppermost ramp of the Spaghetti Bowl. His body was found on I-10 west just before the Copia Street exit. His name was not released.
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