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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Who Is Really Bailing out America? Is it the Chinese? or the Gulf Arabs?

Did you know that Of the $5.5 trillion to date that has been borrowed from the public by the Treasury, $3 trillion of it is Treasury debt owned by foreign central banks? True!

It turns out that the Chinese and other Asian countries (along with the Gulf Arabs and many other governments) have been generous and ready lenders to the US Treasury. The question remains whether they will continue to be. It took our fine republic a few hundred years to run up $5.2 trillion in debt, but over the next three years Treasury borrowing could exceed $8 trillion, a staggering 60% increase in the real national debt. Is it rational to believe that foreigners will double their holdings of US Treasury debt from $3 trillion to $6 trillion in the next three years? Yes, indeed! Where else would they get that amount of money?
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Funny Political Pic-Obama Shuts Up Rev. Right

Funny Political Pic-Obama Shuts Up Rev. Right.What did Obama and his camp tell Rev. Right? Something was done because you haven't heard a peep for the flamboyant, flatulence spewing preacher!

Funny Political Video-Joe Biden tells paraplegic Senator to stand up Chuck!

Joe Biden, campaigning for the Democrats, selected a few Senators for praise. He was in front of State Senator Chuck Graham. Joe Biden saw Chuck Graham seated in his wheelchair. Joe Biden then said, “Stand up Chuck.”

Sarah Palin CBS Interview Couric-Foreign Policy

Sarah Palinisms-Funny Interview With Couric, and you thought George Bush was funny. Ms.Palin i know Dan Quayle..and you're no Dan Quayle! Well can you spell potato?

Here's the transcript:

COURIC: You've cited Alaska's proximity to Russia as part of your foreign policy experience. What did you mean by that?

PALIN: That Alaska has a very narrow maritime border between a foreign country, Russia, and on our other side, the land-- boundary that we have with-- Canada. It-- it's funny that a comment like that was-- kind of made to-- cari-- I don't know, you know? Reporters--


PALIN: Yeah, mocked, I guess that's the word, yeah.

COURIC: Explain to me why that enhances your foreign policy credentials.

PALIN: Well, it certainly does because our-- our next door neighbors are foreign countries. They're in the state that I am the executive of. And there in Russia--

COURIC: Have you ever been involved with any negotiations, for example, with the Russians?

PALIN: We have trade missions back and forth. We-- we do-- it's very important when you consider even national security issues with Russia as Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where-- where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border. It is-- from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there. They are right next to-- to our state.

Sarah Palinisms-Funny Interview With Couric

"I'll try to find you some and I'll bring them to you." --Sarah Palin, asked by Katie Couric to cite specific examples of how John McCain has pushed for more regulation in his 26 years in the Senate, CBS interview, Sept. 24, 2008

Sarah Palin-Political Resume

Sarah Palin-Political Resume
An interview with Time magazine.

The first woman to run on a Republican Presidential ticket (and the second woman, after 1984 Democratic candidate Geraldine Ferraro, to run for Vice President for a major party), John McCain's running mate Sarah Palin was also the first-ever female governor of Alaska — and its youngest when she was sworn in at age 42 in 2006. Born in Idaho, Palin's family moved her to Alaska as an infant, where she grew up in Wasilla, a small town of fewer than 9,000, located 45 miles north of Anchorage. She first entered politics in 1992, winning a seat on the Wasilla City Council, before going on to become the town's mayor four years later at age 32. After two terms in office, she earned statewide recognition by pursuing the nomination for lieutenant governor — which she lost by only 2,000 votes. Palin has no national experience and less than two years experience as governor, but she is unabashed about that. "That's a healthy thing," she told TIME. "That means my perspective is fresher."

With all that experience she should do a stellar job in the Vice Presidential Debate on 10/02/08!

Monday, September 29, 2008

Daily Show headline coverage - Jon Stewart

Highlights from the latest Daily Show headline coverage and guest interviews.
Daily Show headline coverage - Jon Stewart is hilarious!

Funny-Lewis Black - How to stimulate the economy

This is classic! I would consider voting for Mr. Black if he was running in 2008!
Funny Stand up comedy-Lewis Black - How to stimulate the economy

Sunday, September 28, 2008

What Could 700 Billion Dollars Buy?

Well, well, well, the giant "capitalist" companies need a bailout! Well wait a minute, i thought the Republicans didn't believe in socialism! They want to use the tax payers money to bailout a few companies!Is this act defined as socialism?
Well the Republicans do not want a social heath care plan nor would they help U.S. citizens that have made poor business decisions!

There should be alot of questions about this one!

Well what could $700Billion ($700,000,000,000)Buy?

You could give each U.S. household $7,000

You could have 6 more years of war in the Middle East

You Could buy 1,400,000 Cadillacs

You could buy 21 new Marlins Stadiums for EACH COUNTY in the state of Florida

You could buy braces for everyone in Great Britain.....and France!

You could buy all 32 NFL teams - 27 times.

Gasoline for a year for every adult in America. (175 billion gallons of gas)

You could literally buy the world a Coke. One 2-liter bottle per week for a year.

You could buy a 60-inch HDTV for every man, woman and child in the U.S.

You could buy 7 Mac laptops for every school-age child in U.S.

you could buy 1 Rolex watch or every woman in the U.S.

You could buy everyone in America 2200 McDonalds apple pies.

The First SNL Sarah Palin Funny Video

Here is the first SNL Sarah Palin video. Tina Fey is dead on with her voice inflections of Alaska Gov. Palin.

Funny SNL Video-Sarah Palin and Katie Couric Parody

The cast of SNL are at it again with Tina Fey as Sarah Palin.
Sarah Palin has become popular within just a few weeks after becoming the Republic VP nominee. The parody videos have made Sarah Palin a household name, but does she have the ability to effectively run this country?

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Jon Stewart On George Bush Bailout Speech-Funny Video

Jon Stewart finds an eerie similarity between President Bush's big bailout speech and his Iraq invasion speech five years ago. "Those who do not study the past get an exciting opportunity to repeat it." Watch

U.S. Congressman John Murtha sued for slander by US soldier

In May 2006, six months after 24 people were killed in a small Iraqi town, U.S. Rep. John Murtha made a startling accusation.

American soldiers, he contended, had killed innocent civilians “in cold blood.”

Now, less than six weeks before the longtime Johnstown Democrat is up for re-election, a Marine involved in the now-infamous Haditha incident is suing Murtha for slander.

Funny Sarah Palin Bikini and Shotgun picture!

Funny Sarah Palin Bikini and Shotgun picture!
Now this pic is a little more tasteless and funny! Just the way we like it! Great photoshop job, thumbs up!
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Funny Sarah Palin Pics-Maxim Cover

The Internet community loves to rip everyone they can!and if you are in the spot light you better believe you will be attacked by the mad photoshoppers!
This pic is not evil,Sarah Palin should be flattered someone would think she belongs on the come of Maxim!
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Sarah Palin Shocking UNSEEN RNC Speech! Video

Sarah Palin Shocking UNSEEN RNC Speech!
Do you really think she was the best man/woman for the Republican VP spot?
What if John McCain becomes President and God forbid expires! Sarah Palin the President of the United States of America?

Nader and Obama Girl! Funny Political Video

Nader and Obama Girl! Funny Political Video
Although she can be annoying, the Obama girl is always worth looking at!

Monday, September 22, 2008

Funny George Bush quotes! These are great Bushisms!

I admit it, I am not one of the great linguists.

For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it.

I am a person who recognizes the fallacy of humans.

I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don't always agree with them.

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.

I know how hard it is to put food on your family.

I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right.

I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here.

I recently met with the finance minister of the Palestinian Authority, was very impressed by his grasp of finances.

I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.

I think war is a dangerous place.

I understand small business growth. I was one.

I wish I wasn't the war president. Who in the heck wants to be a war president? I don't.

I'm not a very good novelist. But it'd make a pretty interesting novel.

If the terriers and bariffs are torn down, this economy will grow.

If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot easier - so long as I'm the dictator.

I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things.

I'm the master of low expectations.

I'm the commander - see, I don't need to explain - I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being President.

It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber.

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people and neither do we.

The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur.

There's an old saying in Tennessee, I know it's in Texas, probably Tennessee, that says 'Fool me once [pause], shame on…shame on you. [Long pause] Fool me. [Pause] You can't get fooled again.'

They have miscalculated me as a leader.

They misunderestimated me.

This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.

We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.

We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.

We ought to make the pie higher.

We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House - make no mistake about it.

Will the highways on the Internet become more few?

Do you have blacks, too? (To Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso)

When I was young and irresponsible, I was young and irresponsible.

You're free. And freedom is beautiful. And, you know, it'll take time to restore chaos and order - order out of chaos. But we will.

This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mential losses.

I think there is a Trojan horse lurking in the weeds trying to pull a fast one on the American people.

This is a world that is much more uncertain than the past. In the past we were certain, we were certain it was us versus the Russians in the past. We were certain, and therefore we had huge nuclear arsenals aimed at each other to keep the peace. That's what we were certain of…You see, even though it's an uncertain world, we're certain of some things.

It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas.

I think we agree, the past is over.

And there's no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that we will fail.

The important question is, how many hands have I shaked.

General…I can't name the general.(When asked to name President of Pakistan)

We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease.

The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself.

When I was a kid I remember that they used to put out there in the Old West a wanted poster. It said, Wanted: Dead or Alive.

My answer is to bring them on. (On Iraqi militants attacking US forces)

Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our

allies have prevailed. -- May 1, 2003

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Political Pic-Barack Obama-Poster

Political Pic-Barack Obama-Poster

Political Pic-Barack Obama-Poster pic..
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