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Showing posts with label Obama. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Obama. Show all posts
Saturday, November 3, 2012
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Thursday, November 13, 2008
Letterman-Top Ten Things Heard At Barack Obama's Birthday Party
10 "Where is Britney?"
9 "Hillary, get me another drink"
8 "Brett Favre hasn't decided if he's coming or not"
7 "John McCain has demanded we start drilling for oil in the punch bowl"
6 "Is Senator Craig still in the men's room?"
5 "Where's Paris?"
4 "This is the Barackiest birthday party I've ever been to"
3 No number 3 - writer watching swimming doggies
2 "Mr. Gore, please put your shirt on"
1 "Spitzer's here and he brought whores!"
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Monday, November 10, 2008
A Political Roast Pick-Obama and McCain - Dance Off-Video
Here is another great video that was out during the 2008 Election Campaign
A Political Roast Pick-Obama and McCain Dance Video
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Obama and McCain - Dance Off!
Obama and McCain get it on.. http://www.minimovie.com
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Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Obama Leads McCain!
Don't Forget to Get Out and Vote!
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Democrat Barack Obama leads Republican John McCain in six of eight key battleground states one day before the U.S. election, including the big prizes of Florida and Ohio, according to a series of Reuters/Zogby polls released on Monday.
Obama holds a 7-point edge over McCain among likely U.S. voters in a separate Reuters/C-SPAN/Zogby national tracking poll, up 1 percentage point from Sunday. The telephone poll has a margin of error of 2.9 percentage points.
Obama heads into Tuesday's voting in a comfortable position, with McCain struggling to overtake Obama's lead in every national opinion poll and to hold off his challenge in about a dozen states won by President George W. Bush in 2004.
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Friday, October 31, 2008
Funny Political Picture-Obama, Palin, McCain
These are some funny pics!
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Monday, October 27, 2008
Ask a question they don't like - Obama Campaign Cuts Off Interviews With Station
Barack Obama's campaign killed all interviews with a Florida TV station after Sen. Joe Biden, the Democratic vice presidential nominee, faced tough and critical questions from a reporter at the Orlando station, the Orlando Sentinel reported. During a satellite video Thursday, WFTV's Barbara West quoted Karl Marx and asked Biden how Obama's comment to "Joe the Plumber," about spreading the wealth wasn't being Marxist.
"Are you joking?," Biden asked. West replied, "No." More...
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Sunday, October 26, 2008
SNL Skit-Obama Musical
SNL Skit
Obama Address
Sen. Obama plays it safe and musical
SNL
Obama Address
Sen. Obama plays it safe and musical...
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Friday, October 24, 2008
Obama Birth Certificate Issue Goes to Hawaii Supreme Court
Brian Cherry, writing for The New Media Journal, says "The question regarding Barack Obama's eligibility to run for President based on questions regarding his status as natural born United States citizen has reached the Hawaiian Supreme Court."
Andy Martin, an Illinois journalist and Democrat, has petitioned the court to expedite the release of Obama's birth records so that the issue can be put to rest once and for all.
Cherry writes, "For months there has been speculation about Barack's birth status among other issues associated with his birth certificate. This has been helped along by the campaign's reluctance to produce uncontestable records of the Senators birth and status as a natural born citizen of the United States.
When the Obama campaign did release a scan of Obama's birth certificate its noticeable lack of an embossed seal among other inconsistencies with proper Hawaiian birth certificates simply fueled the speculation of critics." More...
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Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Obama: I Would Make Powell an Adviser in My Administration
Here is the only respectable Republican-Colon Powell
Colin Powell will have a role as a top presidential adviser in an Obama administration, the Democratic White House hopeful said Monday. "He will have a role as one of my advisers," Barack Obama said on NBC's "Today" in an interview aired Monday, a day after Powell, a four-star general and President Bush's former secretary of state, endorsed him. "Whether he wants to take a formal role, whether that's a good fit for him, is something we'd have to discuss," Obama said. More...
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Senator Biden: If Obama is elected - There will be an international crisis within 6 months
SEATTLE - Joe Biden says he’s certain that if Barack Obama is elected president, there will be an international crisis to test his strength within the first 6 months of his presidency. “Mark my words. It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama like they did John Kennedy. The world is looking. We’re about to elect a brilliant 47-year-old senator president of the United States of America.” he told a fundraising crowd in the Pacific Northwest on Sunday. “Remember I said it standing here if you don’t remember anything else I said. Watch, we’re gonna have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy.” More...
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Monday, October 20, 2008
Funny Political Pic-The American Gladiators-Hillary,Obama and McCain
I love this pic, Obama, McCain and Hillary!
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Wednesday, October 15, 2008
McCain Supports get Sick with Halloween Display! Obama and The KKK
Halloween display: Democratic backer sends message by showing McCain, in KKK robe, chasing Obama
CATHARINE - Ron Havens has a reputation for provocative Halloween displays that reflect his strong political views. But even Havens was pretty sure his latest effort was over the top. That didn't stop him from setting it up in plain sight anyway. Havens, who lives on Schuyler County Route 15 (Ridge Road) just south of Odessa, this week set up a Halloween display featuring mannequins that look like Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama and Republican rival John McCain. But the Obama figure looks like he is running, and the McCain likeness is dressed in the hooded robe of the Ku Klux Klan and is carrying a baseball bat....article
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Video games feature ads for Obama's campaign
WASHINGTON - Too busy playing video games to watch presidential ads on television? Barack Obama has found you, too, by becoming the first presidential candidate to buy ad space inside a game. Nine video games from Electronic Arts Inc., ranging from the extremely popular "Madden 09" football game to the street racing "Burnout: Paradise," feature in-game ads from the Obama campaign. The ads—they appear on billboards and other signage—remind players that early voting has begun and plug a campaign Web site.
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Monday, October 13, 2008
ACORN registers 7-year-old to vote - May vote for Spongebob
Connecticut - O'jahnae Smith is ready and registered to vote this November. There's only one problem: She's 7 years old. The Connecticut girl is 11 years too young - and nobody in her family knows how she ended up on a voter registration form submitted by ACORN, the Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now. "She's registered to vote?" said a surprised Jerome Smith, O'jahnae's teenage brother. "She's too young to vote."
But that didn't stop someone from forging the child's signature on a voter registration card and giving her a fake birth date that upped her age to 27..Article
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Thursday, October 9, 2008
Rednecks For Obama!
'Rednecks for Obama' want to bridge yawning culture gap
by Michael Mathes
Thu Oct 9, 9:50 AM ET
SAINT LOUIS, Missouri (AFP) - When Barack Obama's campaign bus made a swing through Missouri in July, the unlikeliest of supporters were waiting for him -- or rather two of them, holding the banner: "Rednecks for Obama."
In backing the first African-American nominee of a major party for the US presidency, the pair are on a grassroots mission to bridge a cultural gap in the United States and help usher their preferred candidate into the White House.
Tony Viessman, 74, and Les Spencer, 60, got politically active last year when it occurred to them there must be other lower income, rural, beer-drinking, gun-loving, NASCAR race enthusiasts fed up with business as usual in Washington.
Viessman had a red, white and blue "Rednecks for Obama" banner made, and began causing a stir in Missouri, which has emerged as a key battleground in the run-up to the November 4 presidential election.
"I didn't expect it would get as much steam and attention as it's gotten," Spencer told AFP on the campus of Washington University in Saint Louis, the state's biggest city and site of last week's vice-presidential debate.
"We believe in him. He's the best person for the job," Viessman, a former state trooper from Rolla, said of Obama, who met the pair briefly on that July day in Union, Missouri.
The candidate bounded off his bus and jogged back towards a roadside crowd to shake hands with the men holding the banner.
"He said 'This is incredible'," Spencer recalled.
It's been an unexpectedly gratifying run, Viessman said.
Rednecks4obama.com claims more than 800,000 online visits. In Denver, Colorado, Viessman and Spencer drew crowds at the Democratic convention, and at Washington University last Thursday they were two of the most popular senior citizens on campus.
"I'm shocked, actually, but excited" that such a demographic would be organizing support for Obama, said student Naia Ferguson, 18, said after hamming it up for pictures behind the banner.
"When most people think 'redneck,' they think conservatives, anti-change, even anti-integration," she said. "But America's changing, breaking stereotypes."
A southern comedian, Jeff Foxworthy, defines the stereotype as a "glorious lack of sophistication".
Philistines or not, he said, most rural southerners are no longer proponents of the Old South's most abhorrent ideology -- racism -- and that workaday issues such as the economy are dominating this year's election.
"We need to build the economy from the bottom up, none of this trickle down business," Spencer said. "Just because you're white and southern don't mean you have to vote Republican."
To an important degree, however, race is still the elephant in the polling booth, experts say, and according to a recent Stanford University poll, Obama could lose six points on election day due to his color.
Racism "has softened up some, but it's still there," Viessman acknowledged from Belmont University, site of Tuesday's McCain-Obama debate in Nashville, Tennessee.
Despite representing the heartland state of Illinois, and having a more working-class upbringing than his Republican rival John McCain, Obama has struggled to shoot down the impression that he is an arugula-eating elitist.
Surely he alienated many rural voters earlier this year when the Harvard-educated senator told a fundraiser that some blue-collar voters "cling to guns or religion".
But Viessman, who says he owns a dozen guns, said Obama "ain't gonna take your guns away."
The South traditionally votes Republican -- victories for southerners Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter were exceptions -- but with less than a month to election day, four states in or bordering the South are considered toss-ups: Florida, Missouri, North Carolina and Virginia.
Viessman says he'd like to think his grassroots movement could sway enough people in small-town America to make a difference.
"There's lots of other rednecks for Obama too," he said. "And the ones that's not, we're trying our best to convince them."
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Monday, October 6, 2008
Fox News and Sean Hannity on The Attack against Obama!
Barack Obama & Friends Sean Hannity Special Part 2
Hannity show Barack Obama's connection to the Nation of Islam,Bill Ayres,Farrakhan, Rev Right. and other radicals!
Right-Wing Fox Newsis on the attack--Watch the video and you be the judge!
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Barack Obama & Friends Sean Hannity Special Part 2
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Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Funny Political Pic-Obama Shuts Up Rev. Right
Funny Political Pic-Obama Shuts Up Rev. Right.What did Obama and his camp tell Rev. Right? Something was done because you haven't heard a peep for the flamboyant, flatulence spewing preacher!
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