Political Roast's 2008 Political Blunders

Well 2008 was full of political blunders by Sarah Palin, Joe Biden, Jeese Jackson,Eliot Spitzer and all of our other favorite publicly elected comedians.

Here are some great videos to reflect on this stellar year in American Politics!

This is the classic embrassing moment: Jeese Jackson talking about Barack Obama-Jeese Jackson thinking the microphone was off and saying " I want to cut his nuts off!" Wow, oops!
Republican Sarah Palin has too many to list blunders, here are a few.
Sarah Palin getting tricked by Canadian Comedians. The comedian pretends to be President Nicolas Sarkozy of France!
The Sarah Palin-Katie Couric interview, which featured one laughable gaffe after the next, including Palin's failure to think of any Supreme Court decisions other than Roe v. Wade ...

John McCain made a huge mistake and stood up David Letterman. He told Letterman he was canceling his appearance on the show because he had to fly to Washington, and then showed up instead for an interview with Katie Couric, Letterman mocked him mercilessly. "Hey John!" Letterman shouted as he aired the live CBS feed of the interview for his audience. "I've got a question: You need a lift to the airport?" It got even uglier for McCain, with Letterman saying: "This is not the way a tested hero behaves. Somebody's putting something in his Metamucil":

A Huge mistake by Joe Biden. Sen. Joe Biden, D-Delaware, told Missouri State Senator Chuck Graham to stand up. Graham is confined to a wheelchair.

Don't forget Govenor Eliot Spitzer has quickly become the butt of many late-night jokes. On Tuesday, he was the focus of The Late Show with David Letterman's Top Ten list, about messages Spitzer has on his answer machine now.


There are hours more of funny political video and jokes(which you can find a ton on Political Roast), but i thought these were very funny.

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David Letterman's Top Ten-Rod Blagojevich's

"You folks excited about the holidays? Remember Sarah Palin? She is so excited about the holidays she held a press conference today to announce that from her house she can see the North Pole." --David Letterman

"We're not kidding about this economy, which is so bad that Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich had to mark down the price of a Senate seat 40%." --David Letterman

"But did you hear about this guy? Blagojevich is charged with corruption and apparently he was stealing a lot of money, getting a lot of bribes and kickbacks and hiding them in his hair." --David Letterman

"But you know what he was doing? Because Barack Obama is the President-elect who used to be one of the senators from Illinois, Blagojevich has got to appoint a senator. So he was calling up people, saying, 'Would you like to be a senator. Well, what's it worth to you?' Well, I just hope to God this doesn't tarnish the fine reputation of Illinois politics." --David Letterman

"One guy, he was going to charge 150,000 dollars for the Senate seat, 200,000 dollars for the cup holder." --David Letterman

David Letterman's Top Ten Messages Left on Rod Blagojevich's Answering Machine

10. For 10 grand can you make me Pope?
9. Hello, is this the Blog-o-bloga-a-da-go-bl-vipivh residence?
8. Hi, it's O.J. Wanna be cellmates?
7. Oh, I'm sorry, I think I have the wrong Blagojevich.
6. Hi, it's Larry Craig -- did I hear something about a Senator's seat being available?
5. I'm calling about your Senate seat on Craigslist. Want to trade for a futon?
4. Hey, it's Cheney -- Damn even I think you're sleazy.
3. You really Blagojevich'd your political career.
2. I'm guessing you didn't spend the bribe money on that haircut.
1. It's Sarah Palin. Thanks for replacing me as the country's most embarrassing governor

David Letterman-Top Ten Watching A Bad Thanksgiving Day Parade

Top Ten Signs You're Watching A Bad Thanksgiving Day Parade
Top Ten
10 The Garfield balloon is anatomically correct

9 It was double booked with the Gay Pride Parade

8 On every float -- a sneezin' monkey

7 City forgot to stop traffic on parade route

6 Hillary Clinton still hasn't decided whether she'll be the grand marshall

5 Parade comes to an abrupt halt when tuba player inhales a pigeon

4 Even Dora the Explorer couldn't find a parking space. Hey, you gotta laugh or you'll go crazy, right New Yorkers?

3 Instead of shouting, "Ho Ho Ho!" Santa has long, violent coughing fits caused by years of smoking

2 It takes place on June 14th

1 There's a creepy guy who keeps asking you to inflate him

Letterman-Top Ten Things Heard At Barack Obama's Birthday Party

10 "Where is Britney?"

9 "Hillary, get me another drink"

8 "Brett Favre hasn't decided if he's coming or not"

7 "John McCain has demanded we start drilling for oil in the punch bowl"

6 "Is Senator Craig still in the men's room?"

5 "Where's Paris?"

4 "This is the Barackiest birthday party I've ever been to"

3 No number 3 - writer watching swimming doggies

2 "Mr. Gore, please put your shirt on"

1 "Spitzer's here and he brought whores!"

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Top Ten Political Quotes 2008

Top Ten Funniest Political Quotes So Far In 2008 From Extreme Mortman
But the year is not up yet! There will be plenty more!

10. Rep. Peter DeFazio (D-OR):

“Tyler Duvall is a little pointy-headed neocon with grand ideas about the future of transportation, and they all involve tolling. He’s bright, young, energetic — just totally wrong, and has a bizarre, neocon view of transportation.”

9. Barack Obama:

“I am absolutely certain that, generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless. .  .  . This was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal.”

8. Hillary Clinton:

“The last time I looked, Virginia had more sunny days than Germany.”



7. Al Gore:

“If you care about food safety, if you like a T on your BLT, you know that elections matter.”

6. Mike Huckabee, on what squirrel tastes like:

“It tastes like squirrel.”

5. Larry King’s questions to his panel discussing Eliot Spitzer:

“Under what circumstances, Jason, did you first connect with her?”
“How successful was she when she went to work for you? How successful was she at what she did?”
“Because someone is physically beautiful, does that mean they would be a good prostitute?”
“Not wanting to wear a condom. What would it be to you, Babydol?”
“How does the escort feel, Kathleen?”
“And, apparently, it’s going to get, if the term is right, more huge”
“Kathleen, is this going to be bigger and bigger, do you think?”
“Natalie, do any hookers ever marry their johns?”
4. Rep. Jim Moran (D-VA):

“I’m not going to discuss what I played with this morning.”

3. Sen. Joe Biden (D-DE), hearing testimony from Gen. David Petraeus:

PETRAEUS: Senator, the vice president was in Iraq just a couple weeks after that, and he also had a very warm reception.
BIDEN: Did he get kissed? Get a kiss?
PETRAEUS: I believe he did get kissed when he was there.
BIDEN: I just want to know whether he got kissed, that’s all.

2. Chris Matthews:

“It’s part of reporting this case, this election, the feeling most people get when they hear Barack Obama’s speech. My, I felt this thrill going up my leg. I mean, I don’t have that too often.”

1. Bill Clinton:

“The country is groaning and moaning and screaming for change to turn this country around and get it working again.”
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